Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Beauty, Body Image/Dieting, Humor, Inappropriate, Women | Posted on 05-03-2013
Tags: Barbie, beauty, hair removal, laser hair removal, TMI, waxing, women
I have a pretty high tolerance for the gross, bizarre, and inappropriate.
However, my conversation with Barbie raised some TMI (too much information) eyebrows.
Last weekend, Barbie groomed my eyebrows at the brow bar. I had been there before because Barbie is a pro. Except her name isn’t actually Barbie, but it might as well have been with her long blonde hair, blue eyes, tan in the winter, perfectly groomed brows, perfectly fake breasts, thin body.
While she was waxing my brows, we started chatting.
About the new recipes we tried. Barbie likes to make Chicken Cordon Bleu.
About her commute. She drives 40 minutes to work.
About her new apartment. And her boyfriend. And how he just bought her a head-to-toe laser hair removal treatment.
But then Barbie kept talking about the procedure. In detail. Including the Brazilian.
“I’ll never have to shave again!” she exclaimed.
Yeah, thanks for the visual.