The Sausage

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Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Clothes, Humor | Posted on 27-06-2016

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I’m shrinking! Not really.

But my new “slender” swimsuit? Whoa!

This one-piece swimsuit claims that it will make you look a whole size smaller.

No kidding. When you first step into the leg holes, be prepared to get sucked. Yanking and tugging the material up over your mid-section, you break a sweat. Then, there’s the stretching and pulling the suit up to your armpits. Whew, time for a water break. Finally, one arm strap then the other, and hooray! Time for the cool down. Afterward, I feel that post-workout accomplishment.

Then looking in the mirror, I’m like, damn! This suit doesn’t only make you look a whole size smaller, you are actually a whole size smaller. Because you lose a few pounds just putting the damn thing on. In the meantime, you kinda feel like a sausage.

Pass the mustard sunscreen.

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What Does Your Calendar Say About You?

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Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Humor, Pop Culture | Posted on 10-01-2012

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With all the calendars to choose from. What does your 2012 calendar say about you?

  • Twilight. Pop.
  • Kittens. Sweet.
  • Swimsuit. Sexy.
  • Sports cars. Sporty.
  • Impressionist paintings. Romantic.
  • Betty Boop. Nostalgic.
  • Beach Escapes. Dreamer.

Me? I admit it. I picked the Audubon Society’s 365 Days of Birds. What does that say about me? Bird brain. Crazy bird lady. Oh sheesh.

What did you pick?