If your brows are looking a little bushy. And your upper lip is looking a little moustache-y. You might be rocking the Lorax look.
And if you live in Lorax land, you’ll fit right in. By I live in the Land of Milk and Honey. And we don’t let our women look Lorax-y.
So it might be time to waxy your Lorax-y.
Pippi visited the scary wax lady today. Scary because ya don’t really want to come out looking like Tammy Faye. But when they greeted me like Grandmother greeted the wolf, with “My what bushy eyebrows you have,” I knew I was in for a waxalicious treat.
She used so much wax, I thought it was it was Hanukkah.
Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Beauty, Grooming, Personal Care | Posted on 02-11-2011
When I have a spare few minutes here and there, I find myself making a dash to my magnifying mirror and my trusty pair of tweezers. My brand of choice is Tweezerman. (“The choice of make-up artists, models, and celebrities.”) It seems every other day, baby eyebrow hairs stand at attention–out of place. They stare at me and say, “pluck me” if you dare. Oh I dare.
I try to keep my brows well-groomed. It’s one of my many quirks. But not too arched or too thin. My Mom always cautioned, “Don’t over pluck or they may never grow back!”
Oh and then there’s the hairs–you know, whiskers–growing out of the chin. Hello?? Sprouting chin whiskers? And they are coarse. And they shine in the sun. They don’t really go with the image I’m going for. Know what I mean?
Reminds me of this kooky, old woman I used to see at storytime at the library. She had a chin hair so long that it needed a scrunchy.
May you never need a scrunchy for the hair on your chinny chin chin.