Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Humor | Posted on 07-06-2016
What is 20 inches long, domesticated, brown, and weighs about 1.5-4 lbs.?
A ferret? Yes!
The clump of hair from the shower drain I unclogged? Yes!
Writing about hair clumps in the shower drain has become “a thing.” I have written about hair clumps twice before. Once, I wrote a poem about the new pet (ha!) that was the size of a hamster. Then, I wrote about an even bigger clump I named Hairy.
Guess it’s been eight months since I last cleaned out the drain, because this time, the hair clump was the length of a ferret. From its head to its tail. Ew!
Fortunately, we come from a strong lineage of thick and ever-abundant hair. Stay tuned for the drain reveal at Christmas! Pass the shampoo…