Got Cauliflower?


Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Food, Humor, Nutrition, Pippi's poetry | Posted on 04-06-2014

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Got Cauliflower?
-by Pesky Pippi

Cauliflower au gratin
Smells so horribly rotten

Its nutrition can’t be beat
Though it smells like putrid feet

Especially when steamed or boiled
I may have to recoil

Or plug my nose
I suppose

Despite its scent
Ladies and gents
It’s packed with fiber and antioxidants

Eat a bunch
It packs a mean punch (fart sound goes here)

Cauliflower will make you thinner!
Cauliflower. It’s what’s for breakfast, lunch, and dinner


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