Green Kale and Tofu


Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Children, Children's Books, Humor | Posted on 02-03-2014

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Yeah, that would be the vegan version of Green Eggs and Ham.

Speaking of vegan…my eight-year-old son announced that his big sister is vegan because she doesn’t eat meat anymore. Only hamburgers.

“Hamburgers are meat,” I say.

“But she stopped eating bacon,” he says. “Only sometimes.”

“I think you mean vegetarian,” she says. “Plus, vegans eat mostly just nuts.”

“Only nuts?! But what about pork chops?” he asks.

Alrighty then, we have assessed that no vegans live here. Pass the ham and eggs, Dr. Seuss! And thank you for your wondrous poetry and imagination.

If I'm grumpy to the kids in the morning, it kinda ruins my whole day.

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