Uranus is Our Favorite!

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Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Humor, Love, Mothering, Parenting | Posted on 27-02-2014

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Dear Uppity Parents, B-U-T-T is not a four-letter word. Well, it is, but not that kind.

See, I am not someone who says criss-cross applesauce.

Criss-cross…What the H-E Double Hockey Sticks??!

People! Butt is not a bad word. The word butt is short for buttocks, which is actually a scientific word. As in, “two rounded portions of the anatomy, located on the posterior of the pelvic region of apes and humans, and many other bipeds or quadrupeds, and comprise a layer of fat superimposed on the gluteus maximus.”

I use the word freely, as in:

“I’m gonna kick your butt!” upon starting a game of Chinese checkers.

“Get your butt down to dinner! I made meatloaf!”

“You’d better run your butt off in soccer today!”

Around here, butt is said in jest, for fun, for silliness, for emphasis! Always with lots of !!!!

I know other mothers who get all uppity, as in “yeah, we don’t say that word.” And give me that look. I mean, really??

Lighten up! Butts are fun! Butts are funny! Uranus is our favorite planet!

Fine. Whatever. I always say B-U-T-T with lots of L-O-V-E.

Are you checking out my bum?

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Check out a few videos my children made, to further prove the fact that Uranus is our favorite planet:

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