Pain in the Butt


Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Humor, Pippi's poetry | Posted on 27-01-2014

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Pain in The Butt

So I have this pain in my butt, yo!
Not my hole. Ew! (Eye roll!)

But the gluteus maximus
(Maximus is rightimus)

It’s a pulled muscle, I’m guessing
It needs some assessing

By a doctor, don’t you think?
A very HOT one! Wink.

Here’s a visual. (This is not my butt, but my daughter’s arm. As if. I would exploit my crack to millions!)

Butt? No it's an arm, silly. as if!

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