Santa Baby

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Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Christmas, Humor | Posted on 23-12-2013

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Yoohoo, Santa! Pippi Here!

 

Santa baby, just slip a sable Columbia waterproof jacket under the tree for me;
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby
and hurry down the chimney tonight
 
Santa baby, a ’54 convertible 2013 Subaru toolight blue silver
I’ll wait up for you dear, Santa baby
and hurry down the chimney tonight
 
Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be just as good…
if you’d check off my Christmas list
 
Santa baby, I want a yacht maid and really that’s not a lot
Been an angel all year; Santa baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight
 
Santa honey, there’s one thing I really do need, 
the deed – to a platinum mine a year of Amazon Prime,
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I’m filling my stocking with the duplex  a vacation to Hawaii, and checks a Visa debit card
Sign your ‘X’ on the line, Santa cutie,
and hurry down the chimney tonight
 
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany World Market;
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in meSanta baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring an iPhone 6
don’t do mean a phone, Santa baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight
 
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry tonight

Good for you, Eartha! A woman needs to communicate her wants and needs. And be direct about it. 🙂

While you’re at it Santa, how about more peace and love and kindness around the world. And less hate and judgement. And clean water and nutrition for all children. And more money spent on education and training, so that more people have jobs. And more quality time to spend with those you love.

Yeah, that’s what I really want.

XO,

Pippi

Merry Christmas!

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