Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Humor, Pet, Pippi's poetry | Posted on 08-11-2013
The New Pet
They say you lose 100 hairs a day
I have proof. Check the drain. Oy vey!
Opening the shower pipe because of a clog
I pulled out the clump…it was as big as a…dog!
Actually it was hamster-sized, to my relief
Brown, gross, and slimy…good grief!
This hairy “animal” had a heartbeat
And did it really let out a small bleat?
I let it dry out so it was no longer wet
Hey kids! No need for a puppy, we have a new pet!