My “Lucky” Undies

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Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Attitude, Beauty, Clothes, Humor | Posted on 23-11-2012

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Yeah, yeah. I’ve joked about buying granny panties.

But see, the thing is, I often swing by the juniors department and pick up some pick-me-up panties. You know the ones I’m talking about.

So sexy! And fun!

And…tiny. They ride up too high in back and sit too low at my waist.

But who cares if they’re not comfortable? That’s not the point.

I have one pair with dice all over them. Dice?! As in “maybe I’ll get lucky” if I wear these.

Talk about sexy. Vegas, baby!

You know when you’re about to give a speech in front of a big crowd of people and you’re nervous? It is suggested that if you imagine the crowd in their undies, you won’t be as nervous. Yeah. So picture me in those dice undies. And have a laugh at my expense. At my lucky undies expense.

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