I Hate Kale

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Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Food, Health, Nutrition, Personal Care | Posted on 14-09-2012

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I know, I know. Kale is the “queen of greens” because it is one one of the most nutritious vegetables in the world–packed with antioxidants and anti-inflammatory qualities–vitamin K, vitamin A, and vitamin C.

Yet, I hate it. Here is what I have to say about kale.

You do not like green kale and ham?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

I would not, could not, with a goat!

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like green kale and ham!

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

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Comments (2)

My husband juices it with beet root, celery, carrots, apples, and a little ginger. It’s actually quite good that way. I don’t think I could eat it on it’s own. Bleh.

Oh man, shoot me now. 🙂

Bless his heart. I mean his colon. 🙂

XO,
Pippi

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