Posted by peskypippi | Posted in Attitude, Beauty, Humor, Pop Culture | Posted on 16-07-2012
I bought vegan shampoo on accident. Whoa! My hair got all demanding on me, like the mouse in If You Give A Mouse A Cookie. In fact, my hair turned righteous. Here’s what happened.
If you give your hair vegan shampoo,
She will demand vegan conditioner.
When you smooth on vegan conditioner,
She will want an Egyptian cotton towel to dry.
When you rummage around to look for an Egyptian cotton towel,
She will ask if you washed the towel with a low-water washing machine.
When you tell her you washed it with a low-water washing machine,
She will say it’s time to go shopping via bicycle, with no emissions.
After you bike to Whole Foods with your freshly-washed hair,
She’ll demand you use your recyclable bag to buy organic berries from local farmers.
After you buy organic berries from local farmers, she’ll insist on buying some antibiotic-free chicken.
When you buy her some chicken, she’ll remind you that she is a vegan and only uses vegan shampoo.
And she will demand vegan conditioner to go along with it.
Sheesh! Whatever happened to plain old milk-and-honey shampoo? #simplertimes
I’m hanging out at Yeah Write with other cool bloggers, with my shiny hair. How about you?